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Mark Martin finds something on his shoe. Or maybe he’s stretching. Or maybe he just grabbed a quick nap. Who knows? You do, of course.

After the jump, Kid Rock meets our favorite drivers.

Doug C:
"Good job this year, man."
"Good job this year, man."
"Always good to see you, Dale." 

Shannon P:
Gordon offers his condolences as he mistakenly thinks he is being introduced to one of the many citizens of Michigan horribly affected by the economy. 

2muchblood … with a nice Gump callback:
Kid Rock: "Congratulations. How’s it feel it be a NASCAR driver?"
Jeff Gordon: "It’s an honor sir."
Kid Rock: "Congratulations. How’s it feel it be a NASCAR driver?"
Tony Stewart: "Thank you sir. It’s an honor."
Kid Rock: "Congratulations. How’s it feel it be a NASCAR driver?"
Dale Jr: "I gotta pee."
Kid Rock: "I believe he said he had to pee!"

… and "n88car" hits the Daily Double of "Didn’t Get The Joke" and "They’re Richer Than You, Which Makes Them Better Than You":
lotta jr hatin …lotta kid rock hatin….i bet it really rips you peoples mud pockets , that both of these guys could BUY AND SELLyour MONKEY [profane]

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