Create-a-caption: This is what you call parallel park FAIL

A little bit of Whelen fence-climbing from this past weekend at Loudon. Come up with a caption, won’t you, friends? Thank you ever so much!
After the jump, Mark Martin cleans up a bit.
The Hitman:
Mark Martin comes to the shocking realization that he has been winning races because somebody was greasing the shoe on his braking foot. Now the old man has a dilemma, wipe off the grease and be able to pound the brakes among the young whipper snappers again or pretend he never noticed and take the title he deserves.
Rise With Us:
"I told him I was gonna kick his ass, just didn’t think I’d get a piece of it on me, though."
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