They make it ’cause we buy it: Kasey Kahne grilling equipment
September 29th, 2009
No sport offers up a more bewildering array of souvenir crap memorabilia than NASCAR, and They Make It digs deep into the corners of the Internet to bring all that strangeness to light. Today: fine instruments for all your meat-searing needs.
The item: The Kasey Kahne four-piece barbecue set, an undisclosed price from Dollar Days.
The deal: NASCAR and barbecue go together like football and violence, baseball and bad sportswriting or hockey and feelings of self-loathing. So it’s only approprate that somebody has come out with a complete set of NASCAR-branded grilling hardware. And oh, does that look like a finely-crafted set of stuff! Poke, flip and press your meat with this high-test set, and just for good measure, brand your burgers with a No. 9 to show ‘em who’s boss!
Of course, you need to make sure you grill carefully, because you never know when disaster might –
Whoa! Easy, Kasey! Wait until after the race to get your grill on!
The hat tip: Reader Gator, who’s all over this strangeness. If you’ve got some NASCAR souvenir memorabilia of your own, hit us up at jay.busbee@yahoo.com. It’s okay, we won’t judge.
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